Classy People

// while some people
#include <cstdio>

// others
#include <cstring>

// and for some
class does_nothing { // singular in
  public: // as class is
    static // and
     void at_all() // costs.
       // though, speaking personally,
        { static does_nothing but_make_me_real; }
  // and in
  private: // to say class
    does_nothing() {
      while (0);
        }};
        const//ant
         char*//m
          does_it(
           "for the ordinary person");
            // is to fool yourself.

// when
class ee_people { // in the
  public: // eye.

// s
    ee_people(const // antly
    char* //med by those who
    are_classy) : // it's not
    manners(0) { // that kill.
    // it's the smaller
        size_t red_lentils;

    so: if // people
          (!are_classy // and choke on
           ||!(red_lentils = strlen(are_classy)))
            return;// the red lentils.
    but: if // too many
         (!(manners = // require
           new char[red_lentils + 1]))
            return;// asking
            // what kind of society do we live in?

    state: strcpy(manners, are_classy);
            // but extraneous in contemporary society.
    };

  // bizz
    ~ee_people() { delete [] manners; }

    const // ant
     char* // ming of the
      operator() // leaves a
       (void) // in the heart, so
        { always: return // it with
                    manners; }

    int // egrity of the
     operator() // is always under
      (const // ant threat, so
        char* // ge out,
         maybe) // or as i said before,
          { always: return // with
                strcmp(manners, maybe?


 maybe: // just
  maybe); } // in
  private: // there's some people who
    char* // t the evolution of
      manners;
};

// true to
typedef
 class ee_people
  // attract more
   classy_people;

// but for me, and my
typedef
 class does_nothing
  // so I
   do_nothing;
    // to aid it.


template <class // learn social skills!
                // part time course available!
                // full time funding for overseas students!


// knowing
 ONE//s
  > class is {
// important, in
  public: // but ask a stranger if "
    is(ONE & done): nicely( // ?" and one is
                  done) { // much disservice by
                  // the automatic
                  response: //"
                    nicely(does_it); } //"

    const // antly increasing
     char* // ges come not from un-
      caring( // management, but from
       const // ant interference from the
        char* latans) // of finance.
    { // but with
        static // in the air, and zero
        int egrity = 0;
        for (const//ant
              char* mmers = //or
               (const//ant
                char*)latans;
            // it all si
                        mmers != '\0';
            // and it all si
                        mmers++) { // but
            if (// you see gli
                             *mmers == ' ') {
                // of hope,
                increase_your_int: egrity++; // and
                return // those gli
                                   mmers++; }}}
// but in
  private:
    ONE & // does things
        nicely; // only if one
            // wants to, that is.
};


int main(int argc, char** argv)
{
    classy_people about("me turn up their noses.\n");
    // when i say
    classy_people are_rich_and(
     "act with all our best interests at heart.");

    // but i jest!

    // if i
    printf("classy people %d\n",
     are_rich_and("and"));
      do_nothing::at_all();
       // on paper with a printer,
        // and stick it on a wall.

    // or question with a
    printf( // asking
     "class: %s\n", does_it);
      do_nothing::at_all(); // ?

    // then what?

    // but when i ask
    is // the pomp of
     <classy_people>
     // really all they
      are(about);//?

    // they all respond with a
    printf("on paper %d\n",
        about("the upper class:\n"));
    // saying
    we: are.caring("people just like you, so just make "
                   "sure it's not you who's all aloof "
                   "and distant when looking through the "
                   "eyes of an ordinary person, and leave "
                   "us to worry about ourselves!\n");

    // but when the bonuses come in, it's all soon forgoten,
    // and people like me, we
    return // with
     0;
}


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"Classy People"

Class warefare played out with code

Journal entry - 00:52 Friday 11 April 2014

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